Mammals to go

Martin Gordon, Pelle Almgren and a selection of house-trained mammals express their willingness to appear at a location or function of your whim and to carefully design a suitable set-list to reflect your preferences and sensibilities. We take great care not to offend miners, for example. Foreigners can also be taken into consideration, as can people of weak moral fibre, restricted mental proficiency, and also women. Begin the process by mailing gigs@martingordon.de with details of your requirements and location.

Radio Stars will come and stand out in your field.

Radio Stars now announce their availability for your private function, and even their willingness to arrive at mutually-discussed set lists. Suitable functions might include recent divorces, bankruptcy proceedings, closure of essential infrastructure, retirement parties, funerals and birthdays. For more details, contact gigs@martingordon.de, light the blue touchpaper and retire to a suitable distance.