Episode 35 - MAMMALS & RADIO STARS AT LONDON METRO CLUB

Behind the scenes and pix

Episode 34 - HUGE LOBSTERS ALL ROUND

The pictorial evidence.

Episode 33 - BOSTON FOR MAMMALS

Martin and Pelle go on a big adventure in a foreign country. They eat a lot and get very FAT. It is very LOUD but at least the natives are friendly, if big.

Episode 32 - GERMAN FOR LOBSTERS

Jerome K Jerome helps crustaceans master those tricky German labio-dental fricatives.

Episode 31 - CALAIS 2007

Ooh la la! The French (and Germans, Russians, British, Belgian and Trevor White) turn out in force to celebrate the 34th anniversary of Mole products in Calais. Bicycles are ridden, strings of onions are draped, La Marche Futile is danced. Now read on...

Episode 30 - OOH, DIVINE

Jesus is found in a bar in Berlin. Truly He is the Lobster of God, even though He hasn't got two pfennigs to rub together. Now read on again...

Episode 29 - VEGETABLE HOUR

Let this be a warning to you. If you overdo the turnips, eventually your powers of reasoning reduce to insignificance. Here's the evidence. Of course if there weren't any in the first place, then this evidence may not be as potent as it might be. But anyway. Read on once more...

Episode 28 - MORE VEGETABLES

As if that wasn't enough evidence, here's more. Want famous rock bands to come round to your apartment and audition for you? Invented major genres of popular music? You've come to the right place, matey.

Episode 27 - AND VEGETABLES TO FOLLOW

What do you mean, that's enough vegetables for the time being? You can NEVER have enough vegetables! What about classic rock and all that? What about famous rock stars being relieved and loudly applauding you?

Episode 26 - ADRIAN FISHER, ONE-TIME SPARK

Adrian talks to Petteri Aro by email, from his Thai hideaway. They discuss Sparks, Boxer and Moles. Possibly the only Ade interview that exists, and a touching (no, really) glimpse of Ade about 18 months before he passed on.

Episode 25 AMANDA ALMGREN

Decorative daughter of the mighty Pelle of that Ilk, who turns up on various MG Mammal recordings singing fine backing vocals, and occasionally is referred to by the wroooooong name. Oh dear. A grovelling apology is called for, and a large pic. Now read on...

Episode 24 MG CHOOSES HIS ALL-TIME TOP 10

What do you mean, they're all his own tunes? That's was the bleedin' point, wasn't it! Listen, if you don't blow yer own trumpet, nobody else will. If you've got a problem with that, I'll see you outside.

Episode 23 GET YER QUILLS OUT FER THE LADS!

Wanna be a writer? Can you write? It's what you want to do, isn't it? Can you spell blog? Well off you go then, what are you waiting for?

Episode 22 MOLES DEFINED SCIENTIFICALLY

For the first time, a scientist has come up with a sensible, understandable definition of exactly what constitutes a Ron or Reg Mole. Not for the faint of heart, or light of pocket.

Episode 21 GET RID OF UNSIGHTLY MOLES FAST

Well, if only it was that easy. As easy as them getting rid of your royalties, for example. If THAT's how easy it was, we'd all be larfing. Ha ha ha. Like that. But are we? Are we f**k.

Episode 20 HOGWASH - A CRITICS GUIDE

Are you a critic? Want a guide to Hogwash? Well, here you are then, what are you wasting your time reading this for? Get in there!

Episode 19 CALAIS 2005

How it all began. Well, shortly after the other one in 2004. Zut alors, make mine a large striped T-shirt. (That's T-shirt, not T-White). The evidence is here.